Thursday, November 16, 2006

This time I mean it.

I'm done updating this blog, primarily because I don't want it on chrisash.com anymore, and secondly because I'm pretty sick of blogger. So, time to update your links, people. I'm blogging over on Vox these days and it's pretty slick. No, it's REALLY slick! So that's it for here. chrisash.com will still exist, but it will most likely be a portal to the other stuff I'm working on (if anything.) I'm going to take down this main page on December 31st, 2006. Hopefully I'll see you over at Vox. Oh, and if you use rss, here's that link too Later skaters.

Friday, December 23, 2005

It's the End

Hello Friend- Another spate of web-based inactivity for this blog. I initially hoped to spend November working on my Novel... which didn't happen. What can I say? I got distracted. Then I decided I was going to ditch blogger as my blog-engine-du-jour, and I installed Movable Type. Wow, Movable Type is wicked cool. In fact, it's so cool that I haven't had time to customize the installation beyond the default. I was hoping that I'd get to that before the end of the year, but guess what? That's not going to happen either. Oh, and I registered the domain jmm1991.com. How far did I get on that little project? Well, I installed a forum, but didn't craft an opening page or really anything beyond that. So there THAT sits. Therefore, if you're one of those people who use RSS or Bloglines or something like that, pay attention to the next couple posts, because I'm probably going to change the addressing for the blog/feed and I'll alert you to that eventuality. What else has happened in the last month or so? Well, one of my ReplayTV units gave up the ghost (dead hard drive.) I broke my fancy bluetooth keyboard trying to clean it. Oh yeah, and I forgot to take my celphone out of my pants pocket and it was consequently laundered (cleanest semi-functional phone ever.) I'm trying to decide if I still want to keep this blog going. I mean, it's taken many different forms since Oct 2000 and this is definitely the easiest-to-maintain form yet...and still I manage to neglect it for weeks or months at a time. The truth is, I get far more entertainment from other people's blogs than from my own. A couple of those people are totally slacking or gotten out of the game completely. I have a journal that I keep, which is seeing a lot more use than this dang thing. I think it would be a lot more fun to collaborate on a blog with some people. I think I'll keep doing this, but I need to do a better job of managing your expectations, because I don't believe the frequency of posting is really going to increase much. Which isn't to say that I won't post 3 times in a day and then go 3 weeks with nothing... I'll still do that. Thanks to everyone who stopped by this year. Have a safe and enjoyable xmas/newyears/whatever. I'd tell you to email me, but it probably would get caught in the 17000+/week spam filter. I'd tell you to IM me, but you don't know the address(es.) I'd tell you to give me a call but I need a new phone. Go listen to some punk music. It'll be just like hanging out with me, but you can turn down the volume.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Kicking-off PolFreNov

What's PolFreNov? Politics-Free November! I just made it up, trademarked, copyrighted, simonized and rain-x'ed it. Basically, the other day I just decided that I needed a break from politics. So for the rest of the month (after this post, of course) I'm going to actively ignore all forms of discussion about politics. This is proving more difficult than I anticipated, what with Supremo nominations, indictments and stories like this. See?!? This is why I decided to take November off from politics. It angries-up my blood! Chris SMASH!!! Okay, so instead of reading/listening/discussing politics this month, I'm participating in NaNoWriMo. I don't know how in the hell I'm going to get to 50,000 words by the end of the month, but I'm going to try. If the end result doesn't completely suck, you might get the chance to read it here. Or not. I'm not even sure what I'm going to write about yet. Any ideas?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Bloody Peasants!

According to Wikipedia, Russ Feingold said
"I have never accepted the proposition that _____(a)_____ is a black and white issue, a matter of 'you're with us, or you're against us.' Instead, I have followed what I believe is a moderate course, faithful to the Constitution and to the realities of modern society. I believe that _____(b)_____ was not an afterthought, that it has meaning today and must be respected. I support the right to _____(c)_____ for lawful purposes--for _____(d)_____ and _____(e)_____ and for _____(f)_____. Millions of Americans _____(g)_____ legally and we should not take action that tells them that they are second-class citizens or that their constitutional rights are under attack. At the same time, there are actions we can and should take to protect public safety that do not infringe on constitutional rights."
You may have already guessed what Russ is talking about. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all, you know... agree that this is a sensible course of action for almost any public issue. Good ol' Russ. Oh, and he was talking about (a) the Gun Debate, (b) the Second Amendment, (c) bear arms, (d) hunting, (e) sport, (f) self-protection, (g) own guns. If a liberal can't support the second amendment, then I guess I ain't one. Which is a damn shame. Though, isn't this indicative of the current state of the Democratic party? There's really no such thing as a party line anymore. Abandoning dogmatic policies is an amenable idea, but a completely ineffective strategy if everyone else is playing by a different set of rules. The iconoclast is rarely elected. Yet the individuals of our government are varied and diverse, we just infer that they're all basically the same because they behave that way most of the time. Maybe they're just succeeding in meeting our unspoken expectations. Do most politicians behave badly? Would most Americans answer yes? Should that be our standard of conduct for those we elect to govern us? We must first agree as Americans that upholding the integrity of any office should mean more than "this guy is a crook, but he's MY kind of crook." Let me end (or at least en-middle) this diatribe with this thought. Today, I was reading an Amazon page about a hand-crankable Emergency Radio. I thought, "What a great idea! AM/FM, TV (audio) and Weather Band. Battery powered or hand-crank. Built-in LED light-source. This is cool." Then I scroll down to the comments section (yes, every internet comment section is a calculus-derived inverse bell-curve of human thought, in that the comments are either amazingly insightful, or they make me want to throw the monitor out the window.) Anyhow, a thoughtful commenter observed that while the radio was functional and the price was right, he didn't really want to buy it because it was made in China. Dammit! He's right! Almost everything we want to buy is made for us in China--the commenter said it was made by slave labor, which is debatable. Let's agree that Chinese Labor isn't Free, but it is certainly cheap. Quite frankly, I think this--more than terrorism or anything else--is the doomsday scenario for America. We don't make anything for ourselves anymore. What I want to know is this: is it truly too expensive to be a business, or to manufacture in America because of the high cost of labor? Or is it too expensive because Capital has an inappropriate definition of Value? Let's put this another way. Take a regular bell-curve and apply it to wealth-distribution as a function of income vs. assets. Now, lop-off the rich and the poor, and lump everyone into the first and second standard-deviations from the mean (assume their needs are met, they're working... life, liberty, pursuit of happiness.) Couldn't we solve an incredible number of problems if things worked more like this? I know, I know. I'm a communist, I hear you. Remember, I can make these high-falutin' suppositions because I have absolutely no evidence or training to back them up, and so can you. My point is, we don't have to keep doing things a certain way because of ritual and tradition, especially if things aren't working all that well. Heck, if we never changed, we might be still be electing Socialists like we did in the last century, or Kings in the Centuries before that.
Peasant wretch: "King, eh? Well, I didn't for for you." King Arthur: "You don't vote for Kings!" Peasant wretch: 'Well, how d' you become King then?"
And so what if we did? If a Socialist said something like Russ Feingold did above, I'd consider voting for them. Besides, I've already lived under Kingly Rule. It sucks. (yes, I'm referring to Bush) Thanks for reading. And remember, I don't give a shit whether you agree with me, and you really shouldn't care if I give a shit.
Dennis the peasant: "Come and see the violence inherent in the System! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" King Arthur: "Bloody Peasant"
Ah, there's the soft bigotry of low expectations again. out

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Ain't no telling...

Anyone who've played more than an hour of hl2 and is possibly sleep-deprived will likely find this amusing. I did. God bless those webcomics. On a related note. I wonder if anyone's ever studied the comic timing required for a cartoon. Perhaps this is self-evident, but it must be a pain the ass trying to fit jokes and punchlines into the graphic confinements of a frame containing artwork that is more or less pertinent to the joke. I'm glad I don't have to do that for a living. This author manages to fit in 4-6 jokes in this comic. Well done, sir. Like you (in all probability), I didn't win the lottery tonight, so I have to go to work tomorrow. I guess in retrospect, I knew I wasn't going to win. I just didn't want it enough. I didn't leave it all on the field. Next time. For sure. My mad spreadsheet-crunching will not be in vain!