Enplanement

Reading a list of weasel-words, I'm disappointed that my current favorite: enplanement, didn't make the cut. Which makes me wonder... is it necessary to have craft-specific words for embark? Must we deplane? (Boss! The Plane! The Plane!!) Can we not disembark instead? I did rather like the term Upward Bullying. Note to self: During the next paradigm shift, dialogue with the staff to see if upward bullying can gain traction in a company-centric fashion.