Lurker-bait

A few thoughts for a Wednesday evening, in no particular order of importance.

  1. Attention Mac & iPhone Users: Download, learn, buy, and use 1Password. Religously. 1Password is designed to make your web browsing safer, by generating a long random password to every site you use. It may seem counter-intuitive to have a long password randomly generated for everything, but 1Password stashes all the random impossible-to-remember passwords behind a single password. 1Password also remembers typical auto-fill info–with multiple identities–as well as credit card details in the same encrypted space as your passwords. If you use the “fill with identity” feature, you can basically two-click through the register process of most websites you’ll run across. After using it for several months, I am to the point now where I only know perhaps three passwords. It works with Safari, Firefox (including Ff3), and iPhone(!). Perhaps other browers too, but I haven’t tested them. $34.95. Wow, I wish I got paid to say that, but maybe it means something that I wasn’t compensated. It is excellent software.
  2. There should be probably is a term for when a Google search term returns no results. A word besides “nonexistent,” anyhow.
  3. I never thought Facebook would be useful, particularly in the light of classmates and myspace and the like. But in the last few weeks especially, I’ve found Facebook interesting on so many levels. What I’m enjoying is the indisputable fact that Facebook is the de facto social networking site. I’m pleased, particularly because MySpace is the giant <blink> tag of social media (and the schadenfreude of Murdoch paying $530 million for it.) The ads on Facebook are even useful. I discovered an album I’d never heard of (and is totally incredible.) Most importantly, I’ve been able to reconnect with so many old friends on Facebook. People I haven’t seen or heard from in 18 years. That is remarkable. Despite the fact that I’ve been running a blog (or at least some form of web presence) since at least 2000, very few of these people turning up on Facebook have crossed my digital path in all this time. Which leads me to my next point.
  4. I see you Google, Yahoo, MSN, miscellaneous and sundry robots and crawlers of my website. Since you make up more than 90% of traffic to chrisash.com, this post is not directed at you. Instead I wish to address the other, ahem, 3 readers of this site. There are perhaps more of you than that. By and large, I maintain this site for myself. I have long-standing rambling issues, and the things I write about here are at least filtered by the exclusion of material from my journal. Nevertheless, I try to write nominally-interesting things. Hopefully humorous. Maybe informational. Possibly insightful. Whether I achieve whatever goals I’ve set for myself is one thing, but it is defeating when the majority of my non-robot traffic is arriving via a set of search terms that are totally unrelated to a post I made almost 5 YEARS ago. Furthermore, the one-hand-clapping nature of the dialogue around here is a bit disconcerting.
So, I’m at a bit of an impasse. I’m not at all convinced that I’m writing anything that anyone is interested in reading, nor can I imagine what people would like to read. I’m not a half-naked, tattooed bisexual girl with a webcam. I’m not… anything really. I have a lot of opinions. I could rant a lot (but I’ve always felt that made me sound angrier than I truly am.) I could write sans filter, which I’ve threatened to do in the past. Or I could just make shit up. That might be the best solution, actually. It might have the interesting side effect of scaring off my stalkers. Or encouraging them.
I’m interested in your opinion. Not that you’ll leave it, lurker that you are. Seriously, what are you afraid of? Is the comment system broken or something? There is only one person who I don’t care to hear from, and as far as I can tell, it ain’t you.
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All We Ever Wanted Was Everything

Not one day this week have I awoken without Charlie Don’t Surf in my head. Until today!

In honor of the new song in my head, which is a very very good song, I decided to post it for you, gentle listener! The title is “All We Ever Wanted Was Everything” by Bauhaus. Which is also the most listenable Bauhaus track, in my opinion. Also, one of the few I can both sing and play on guitar.

Enjoy!
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le terrorisme national

From today’s Channel3000 headline:

Some Communities Sign Up for Terrorism Insurance

WEST BARABOO, Wis. – Communities across the country and some in Wisconsin have signed up for domestic terrorism insurance. 

Local leaders said that that while the likelihood of a terrorist attack is low, it’s still an insurance policy that makes sense. 

West Baraboo trustee Brucer Meyer said that for $87 a year, the community is protected against many scenarios, such as vandalism of the water tower or contamination of the water supply.

I don’t know what is more absurd, the idea that vandalism is considered to be domestic terrorism, or that the insurance only costs $87/year. As an aside, one might say that we have already paid for terrorism insurance by way of establishing the disgusting boondoggle called the Department of Homeland Security. Of course, I’m not advocating that we use DHS to prevent teens from defacing water towers. But if we’re going to dump any damn thing into the rubric of le terrorisme national, then I guess we should be prepared for the coming wave of terrorist litterers, terrorist non-recyclers and terrorist public urinators.

Just as Ned Flanders “doesn’t believe in insurance, he considers it a form of gambling” we can be certain that in the case of terrorism insurance, the house has already won.

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